What would be your ideal pet?

A) A tarantula
B) An ant colony
C) An iguana
D) A persian cat
E) A doberman
F) A platypus
G) An Irish wolfhound


What's your favourite place to relax?

A) A high class function
B)A hot nightclub
C) In my own head
D) Somewhere I can be alone
E) The great outdoors
F) The local library
G) A biker bar


And who do you hang out with there?

A) A small group of like minded individuals
B) A large group of like minded individuals
C) No-one. I walk alone.
D) Whoever's coolest
E) Whoever's most useful
F) Bill, Larry, Mirabelle, Joey the fajita boy and all my other imaginary friends!


In a CD store, what section do you head for first?

A) Classical
B)New Releases and Currently Charting
C) Alternative and/or Gothic
D) Rap or Heavy Metal
E) The reject bin full of audio tapes out front
F) Trance and Ambient
G) Tribal and World Music


Reality is...

A) A continual struggle between the weak and the strong
B)A dark place
C) In need of order and control
D) A figment of the observers imagination
E) Mutable
F) To be enjoyed as much as possible
G) To be respected at all times


What matters the most to you?

A) Knowledge
B) Stability
C) Loyalty
D) Beauty
E) Survival
F) Principle
G) Nothing really matters


The law and legal system...

A) Do not affect me
B) Are meaningless
C) Are incredibly boring
D) Are necessary for the smooth running of society
E) Are tools used by those above to oppress those below
F) Are useful from time to time, but not overly important
G) Are unnecesary, people should be able to look after themselves


Surprise rent inspection! You...

A) Pass. The landlord particularly likes your taste in art prints and antique furniture
B) Pass. Although the landlord asks that you keep the parties down from now on. The neighbours have been complaining
C) Fail. The lease says no dogs, and your explanation that technically it's a wolf hold no water.
D) Pass. Everything is meticulously neat and organised, although it's probably good the Landlord didn't look too closely at the books on the coffee table
E) Fail. Drawing on the walls in crayon is explicitly forbidden in the lease
F) Fail. The piles of mouldy crockery in the sink, the overflowing bin and the 'crunchy' floor don't go down very well
G) Fail. Those posters you stole do nothing to hide the cracked windows and big holes in the walls.


The Landlord informs you that you failed the inspection. What do you do?

A) Say "Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable agreement?" then offer them a chair and glass of wine
B) Say "Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable 'agreement'?" then glance suggestively towards the bedroom
C) Say "Surely we can come to some kind of mutually acceptable agreement?" then offer them a harmonica lesson
D) Stare deeply into their eyes and murmur "This isn't the apartment you're looking for"
E) Glower darkly at them until they get unnerved and leave.
F) Snort "Whatever" and walk out without looking back
G) Attack them with a chair leg


It's your birthday. What do people get you?

A) Nothing, I have no friends
B) Books, lots and lots of books
C) Opera Tickets
D) Rave tickets
E) Clothing and jewelry
F) Money, they've given up trying to choose gifts for me
G) Ammunition


Your ideal car would be..

A) A hearse
B) A Rolls Royce
C) A red Ferari
D) A Harley
E) I don't drive
F) A Delorean
G) An innocuous hatchback fitted with an F1 engine


Someone betrays your trust, do you...

A) Spread the word and totally cut them out of the group
B) Glare darkly and mutter curses
C) Send them vaugely threatening letters in cramped little writing
D) Call your friends around and threaten them
E) Call your friends around to burn down their house
F) Bide your time until an opportunity comes to strike back
G) Bide your time until you've acheived a position where you can really strike back


You're invited to a party, what do you do?

A) Avoid it at all costs
B) Bring a really good bottle of wine
C) Find out who else is going to be there before you even consider attending
D) Invite everyone you know and tell them to bring lots of booze
E) Only go if it's not going to be too big, and you're not doing anything more important
F) See it as a great opportunity to find out what the host is up to
G) Turn up several hours early and in fancy dress (regardless of whether it's a fancy dress party or not)


When you get there you...

A) Amble around eavesdroping on everyones' conversations
B) Be the person everyone wants to be seen with
C) Dance around with a lampshade on your head
D) Get way too drunk and trash the place
E) Hang around outside and chill
F) Lurk in a corner and try to be invisible
G) Network and make connections